This Thursday NASA will hold a talk about the findings of a recent paper from Science magazine concerning results from the Moon Mineralogy Mapper aboard Chandrayaan-1. In case you’re not keeping abreast of moon news, we’ve been examining, probing, and bombing the ever loving shit out of our celestial neighbor in preparation for our inevitable move, once we ruin Earth. Anywayz, reliable sources report that the conference will reveal recent evidence that the Moon does, in fact, have water – and plenty of it. Meaning that it will be a snap to make the place life and atmosphere supporting. You might think this shit’s boring now, but just wait until there’s not enough land mass for this planet’s enormous population.
